David Wolstencroft (@woollensocks) 's Twitter Profile
David Wolstencroft

@woollensocks

Writer-barista. Versailles. The Escape Artist. Spooks/MI-5. Novel: The Magic Hour. Theatre: Bleak Expectations. Film: Shooting Dogs. Coffee: Cortado please.

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Marcus Aurelius Wisdom (@lawsofaurelius) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.

John Frankensteiner (@jfrankensteiner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Robert Towne hating Greystoke so much that he listed his dog (P.H. Vazak) as a screenwriter is pretty funny on its own, but significantly funnier after P.H. Vazak got nominated for a Best Screenplay Oscar, still the only the dog to receive such a nomination

Robert Towne hating Greystoke so much that he listed his dog (P.H. Vazak) as a screenwriter is pretty funny on its own, but significantly funnier after P.H. Vazak got nominated for a Best Screenplay Oscar, still the only the dog to receive such a nomination
Muppet History šŸŽƒ (@historymuppet) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When Gene Kelly agreed to do The Muppet Show he had one stipulation: He wouldnā€™t perform ā€œSinginā€™ in the Rainā€ And the Muppets took that as a challenge šŸ˜‚

Lisa Timoney/Kate Storey (@ltimoneywrites) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can you #help please? My elderly parents have gone missing in #Venice They got separated & my dad (with Alzheimerā€™s) has both their phones. They didnā€™t arrive back at the pick up point & no one knows where they are. Theyā€™re called Bronwen and Stan. Please share!

Can you #help please? My elderly parents have gone missing in #Venice They got separated & my dad (with Alzheimerā€™s) has both their phones. They didnā€™t arrive back at the pick up point & no one knows where they are. Theyā€™re called Bronwen and Stan. Please share!
Scholastic UK (@scholasticuk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Time is ticking ā³ The thrilling sequel to THE MAGIC HOUR by David Wolstencroft is out next month ā€“ have you pre-ordered your copy? #TheMagicHour #TheInfiniteMinute

Time is ticking ā³ 

The thrilling sequel to THE MAGIC HOUR by <a href="/woollensocks/">David Wolstencroft</a> is out next month ā€“ have you pre-ordered your copy? #TheMagicHour #TheInfiniteMinute
Aaron Smith (@aaronsmith333) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You probably know the start of this Olympic story, but do you know how it finished? This photo is of Eric Moussambani, aka 'Eric the Eel' from Equatorial Guinea, competing in the 100m Freestyle event at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, alone. Why? /1

You probably know the start of this Olympic story, but do you know how it finished?

This photo is of Eric Moussambani, aka 'Eric the Eel' from Equatorial Guinea, competing in the 100m Freestyle event at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, alone. 

Why?

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Scholastic UK (@scholasticuk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The time has come! The thrilling sequel to THE MAGIC HOUR is out today ā€“ huge congratulations to David Wolstencroft on this magical marvel of a book ā­ What would you do if you were stuck in a timeloop? #TheInfiniteMinute

The time has come! The thrilling sequel to THE MAGIC HOUR is out today ā€“ huge congratulations to <a href="/woollensocks/">David Wolstencroft</a> on this magical marvel of a book ā­

What would you do if you were stuck in a timeloop? 

#TheInfiniteMinute
David Wolstencroft (@woollensocks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ailsa Craig returns in a story about the impossibility of moving forward if youā€™re stuck in the pastā€¦ also: whirlpools! Shapeshifting! Swirling malevolent mists! Proud of this one. #EverySecondCounts #EscapeTheVortex

Walmart Battle Orc (@aso1omons) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Todd: Hello. Operator. Listen to me -- I canā€™t speak very loud. This is an emergency. Iā€™m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. We have a situation here. Our plane has been hijacked. Can you understand me? Lisa: (exhaling a deep breath to herself) I understand. Can

Todd: Hello. Operator. Listen to me -- I canā€™t speak very loud. This is an emergency. Iā€™m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. We have a situation here. Our plane has been hijacked. Can you understand me?

Lisa: (exhaling a deep breath to herself) I understand. Can
Frank Gardner (@frankrgardner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wow. Itā€™s 2024 and Iā€™ve just had to crawl along the floor of this LOT Polish airline to get to the toilet during a flight back from Warsaw as ā€œwe donā€™t have onboard wheelchairs. Itā€™s airline policyā€. If youā€™re disabled and you canā€™t walk this is just discriminatory.

Wow. Itā€™s 2024 and Iā€™ve just had to crawl along the floor of this LOT Polish airline to get to the toilet during a flight back from Warsaw as ā€œwe donā€™t have onboard wheelchairs. Itā€™s airline policyā€. If youā€™re disabled and you canā€™t walk this is just discriminatory.