Little nap was good

treats

I can cook anything on a grill...that's my talent......in the kitchen...it's a lot of YouTubing........like in bed ....that's why watch Pornhub

Dolla Sto Waffles have a good one

Dolla Sto Waffles Here’s to the best year!

Dolla Sto Waffles Happy New Year!!!

Family: what do u want for ur birthday? Me: I need underwear Family: chill .. Father's Day is in 2 weeks.

Dolla Sto Waffles Happy Birthday

Thank goodness for muscle relaxers, cranberry juice and pizza delivery

Dolla Sto Waffles My birthday is a couple days around Christmas, and my ex would say what do you mean birthday, I just got you shit for Christmas 🤣

Dolla Sto Waffles My sister got me an apron that says don’t worry I know what I’m doing I watched a YouTube video

Dolla Sto Waffles HBD 🥳 Clearly I’m joking Hope it’s been a good one Here’s to another 50 yrs 🥂

Best part about summer, Day Drinking lasts until 9pm

My invention of "Serious Puddy" never made it. I mean it stopped leaks! There went my life savings

Dolla Sto Waffles

Dolla Sto Waffles I'm going PC and inventing "Mentally Ill Glue".

Dolla Sto Waffles Happy birthday!

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Dolla Sto Waffles Happy birthday

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