anyway here’s a seal slapping a kayaker in the face with an octopus 🐙

Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards.

Advanced course passed. IPP next week. Getting there slowly but surely.

Getting there slowly. Another box ticked off this week.

Another course chalked off! TPO Course done. Nice to see Harrison White this morning prior to the final exam. I’d like to say bumping into him helped me score 86%, in reality I think it actually cost me 14%!!😏 Motorway training next……… Have a nice weekend everyone.

Weekend nights starting at 9pm tonight. To prepare I went to bed at 2am hoping to have a decent sleep. Up at 6.15am!!! It’s not looking good. Tonight will be a mixture of strong coffee and Prodigy on full blast. Roll on 8am Saturday. 😴

I love this lad… Mums deserve this and this lad deserves the extra for himself. There are good people in the world 🙏🏼 Top video.

David, you’re a rock star. Thank you for donating to my #Movember journey and for changing the face of men’s health. You’re what making a difference looks like.

uk.movember.com/mospace/151882…

Two more experienced cops from my old shift handed in resignations this week. One a seasoned detective with 17 yrs the other one of the best response cops I’ve worked with, another 16yrs service. Both are broken and see no way out. Huge loss to the public of Manchester. Sad day.

Fucks given - Zero

My 4 yr old “Daddy, I’ve got a hypothesis.” Me “Wow, you’re so clever, tell me.” 4 yr old “You can’t eat dinosaur poo because they’re all dead.” Me “Anything else?” 4 yr old “You can’t drive your car up the stairs.”

My friends partner is supporting this amazing charity. Please help by sharing. justgiving.com/Ashleigh-Smith…