If you scroll past without telling my boys they're handsome it's 50 years of bad luck. Just saying.

I went through every last one of these cases + one more. Not a single card left in there worth more than 5 cents. No extra triggers or PGs. I have to buy all them. What do I do with all this?

I've been playing #Pokémon games since the beginning. Heck, I played Gold version while I was in the hospital on my birthday the year it released. So I always get a little extra in my feels with each new generation. I'm so ready for #PokemonWindsWaves and everything we saw!

Wait a minute… #PokemonWindsWaves

This is Timmy. He's here to wish you a happy Tripawd Awareness Day, celebrated of course on 3/3. It’s his lucky number. 14/10

"Dad put down #PokemonPokopia and play with me instead." - Pi, probably

#PokemonPokopia on a Friday night for me! And for you, too! Join me on #Twitch right now. I'm #live continuing building my island!

I think the compliment I give my dogs the most is that they're tall. To the rest of the world, they're short. But to me they're really big guys.

This is Reedy. He’s so happy to share his favorite part of the day with you. 13/10

I love #PokémonPokopia so much. It's a shame I usually have like 2 hours a day to play. But today? That 2 hours is over on ##Twitch! Come say hey and compliment my Weird Al Yankovic t-shirt!

I woke up this morning after having a dream where I cut lumber just by looking at it. I didn't think it was true so I went outside and stared at a tree. Wouldn't you know I saw it with my own eyes!

I am hereby reporting myself as a terrible dog dad. I said "aw baby" to a dog video on my phone. My dog, who was peacefully sleeping in my lap, then promptly woke up and stared directly into my soul. This tweet is my public shame and apology.

A literal meteor just crashed where I live and cause a sonic boom felt across over half the state. Good thing I have more than 20 HP, though.

This is Goose. He wants to know where you're going. If it's not too late, he'd like to suggest the park. 12/10

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10

My wife and I are safely in Philadelphia! We're getting some rest, grabbing some food, and getting some practice games in tonight. Then tomorrow I go 3-4 and be grumpy until food!