finally starting the task you told your boss you started a week ago and the document says "request access"

February 12, 2000. 🐐

When you waiting on her & her man to break up and you see she’s posted an ultrasound pic on her story

Me on way to swim up bar at 8am at the all inclusive resort

when she sent me a cute picture of herself but then posted the same photo on her story

When you don’t have a valentine but at least you saving money

he trynna hide what he doing by giving you flowers today.. go thru his phone luv.. make sure u type in key words at the top & check his recently deleted too! Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️ just looking out for all the beautiful women out there! - ddg

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Dunk contest is a snooze fest

no valentine but drinking 12 beers tonight

Michael Jordan celebrating his 23XI racing team winning the Daytona 500 (via Rob Perez)

MICHAEL JORDAN’S TEAM WON AT THE DAYTONA 500 — This is awesome. 👏🔥

We did it fellas, we survived that Christmas/V day stretch, every dollar going forward gets saved, tell her YouTube her nails

Kid Cudi’s “Pursuit of Happiness” has surpassed 1 BILLION streams on Spotify 📊

Me remembering I forgot to cancel my free trial.

Than you The Chosen One for the ig story words of encouragement much needed I appreciate you 🙏🏽

Working 8-12 hour days every week just for two days off and to never get ahead financially is ass. That’s the life for the average American right now. That shit sucks.

How i feel training older people at work

When u both never seen the movie but they asking u questions like u directed the movie

When your alarm goes off for work and you realize you're too tired to work, too poor to quit & too young to retire.