Got a Poison City Records package in the post today; may have stopped behaving like an adult when I opened it! #dontfuckwithourdreams

@wil_wagner coming to the Sat'dy show at Old Bar! I'll bring the mints!

@linclefevre the Herald Sun interviewed two pre-teen kids on their political views. Because their names were Kevin and Tony. JURNALIZM!

I now have a savage case of concert throat. Chili tea to the rescue!

Listen, I may not be very intelligent, but I'm not 'Excited for Soundwave' stupid.

The new race ceres tune is fucking mental good, ey?

Sometimes I feel like I might be the most annoying person on social media, then I remember I'm not a member of an Australian political party

This is like taking out your brain and rubbing it against a raw nerve full of electricity.

@wil_wagner guess which dickhead lost his ID again! Looks like Ballarat Round 2 will be pretty similar! I'm still absolutely coming, though.

I promise I'm only using the rum to disinfect the hole I bit in my cheek because I was drunk.

Online communication has a weird disconnect with reality. Baring your heart and being met with silence might just be connection failure

@wil_wagner I am literally useless. I called the Karova guys and they seemed pretty understanding. We'll see tonight, I guess!

"And I do not know how we got to hunting season on my flaws but it feels a lot like shooting retarded ducks in a barrel full of dynamite."

Weekender Diary. Day 1. Shit-tired from Prekender. Supplies low. Still have not received ID from vicroads. Not everyone's gonna make it.

Fuck this election. Fuck this disillusionment. Fuck this shitty weather. Let's go see great bands and get plastered with good friends.

The Apart From This guys have started referring to me as "O.G. Shoey." I never have nor ever will have a greater accolade to my name.

I've not been this sick in fucking ages. Feeling GROSS AS SHIT. The Weekender was worth this. But...yknow. Only just.

"We've got half a song. Let's play a gig."

@smithstreetband chuck us a tweet if you've got time to chuck a hang in Edmonton, mate, and cheers for the travellers last night!

Oh hey there twitter. I forgot you for a while there...