ok HELLO! I made the dang newsletter! I think they'll usually come out on Sundays? maybe Mondays? But here is the first one so you can kind of get the gist. it's about kid cudi's birthday dinner. like & subscribe lol craighead.substack.com/p/coming-soon

On a date kinda nervous

back when people weren’t looking at their phones all day they had time to be frivolous. they’d see shapes in the clouds. they’d say “half a dozen” instead of “six”. they’d take the time to kiss a horse

Sick. Haven’t used this in a while but I should probably tell you about our new record Moments of Terribleness that came out today. open.spotify.com/album/1q1Ulv7Y…

TOMORROW! We’ll be celebrating the release of our 1st full length album! Join us, Substitute Scene Records Ears to Feed @bigblissband & wooingband Union Pool ! We’ll have vinyls & t-shirts & we’ll be playing the whole album live! 💫🎉🎊🎉⚡️ 📸: Jackie Wolf

if a whale were a reasonably priced 1992 Toyota Camry, it probably wouldn’t be a whale, it would be a reasonably priced 1992 Toyota Camry

Been chasing my chocolate milk with water like a lame for a couple years now.

One silver lining about quarantine is it's probably preventing the giant baby from being on Ellen

Never at any point does this guy show up in The Shining. Who is this guy?

realized recently that i have absolutely no idea what dry cleaning is. don’t even have a guess really

my daughter is making a convincing argument that egg should be spelled “eg” and that the second “g” should only be used to describe really big eggs

Emily has been arrested for fucking a 17 year old

me blending in amongst my funny and talented peers