Going on tour is just being in the “go to Ohio” machine

Ohio

“All car is van” - A N D Y

I have no doubt in my mind that Caden Clinton could catch a fly with a pair of chopsticks if he needed to

Begging Count Chocula to put Ron Harrell on the rider for tonight

I continue to be on tour with people I love dearly, pool kids (not pictured)

jaake fallon

Listening to teenage dream by Katy Perry and eating the worst Buc-ee’s chicken tender of all time, just as the prophecy foretold / just as the dark lord foresaw

Are the blue man group still out there somewhere

learned that we can bet on horses off our phones in the van, this is going to be devastating

I love being in Seattle with pool kids

My body is a boomerang to Canada

as far as I am concerned Heaven is a tiki bar with karaoke !!!!

I’ve got Ace Frehley, I’ve got Peter Criss, waiting there for me, yes I do

God the pool kids choosing milk at the grocery store playlist is so sick

An exorcism is the only thing that would save me

Here’s the thing

Fuck I’m in Texas

Watching It Happened in Brooklyn, Wallace and Gromit, Batman Forever, and Amélie at the merch table