clipped my toenail too short and it hurts to walk and stand still and also sit

when a beautiful woman asks you how long you did theatre for you’re supposed to kill yourself in front of her

people kept coming up to me last night and telling me that I was nailing social cues but still keeping a very different and esoteric vibe

not you being a smol bean

tiktok djing content be like “how can I make this about tokyo drift somehow”

I don’t like matcha or boygenius and I divined feminism from first principles when I was 14. im wearing jorts rn. I do not have my ear pierced

this is the movie that helped me decide to cut my dad off :3

I feel like I don’t know how to be friends with people unless I am solving their crises in some way

I don’t understand how people enjoy scrambled eggs. textural nightmare. tastes like failure

highly recommend just making spaghetti if you want to

this is the most beautiful song ive heard in my life soundcloud.com/marviista/you-…

The heartbreaking part about beautiful sandwiches is that you create them for the sole purpose of consuming them— destroying them. Beauty derived from transience is so utterly tragic that I mourn even the simplest of sandwiches.

im in my “every time I go to sleep I hope I don’t wake up” era of unemployment

going to try exploding some people with my mind

watching sweetpea. ella purnell I would never treat u this way

I have chosen the worst possible time to become interested in grimes based on the merits of her music

you’re a girl on twitter who wants to beat her boyfriend? that’s so different…