Just met a cute girl at the Reg like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being. we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming. then music gets brought up, she says it "i make parodies" my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said "oh

🎶’Cause you’re buying $BTC I wish you wouldn’t be Bullish, relentlessly (You’re) still long, and I don’t know why🎶 🎶If all shorts are tragedy, why is price still plummeting If my shorts are profiting, why are you still fading me🎶

The article trenches are heating up This is the first example I know about where a dev shilled his own article and somehow vamped the OG, gaining more likes on the reply than the article. Maybe devving has a disproportionate advantage right now

🎶Making my way onchain Shorting fat, up 10 racks, I’m no bull now🎶 🎶Shorting blankly ahead just shorting away Pitching my shorts to the crowd🎶 🎶And I’m at 3 figs And I’m still bearish And now I wonder…🎶

I’ve probably done the equivalent (if not more) for the crypto music-parody scene than George Washington did for the founding of the United States

🚨BREAKING: @woah_vickyy hit 200 followers only 4 months after hitting 100, setting a new WORLD RECORD for fastest growing account on CT

JUST IN: @woah_vickyy hit 200 followers on X, gaining ~0.8 followers on average per day for the last 4 months straight

life is so fucking fun right now

To whoever unfollowed me to make me lose my 200 follower achievement: you’re weird

Crypto's privacy tech today is like locks from the 18th century, where very locksmith was competing to make the most elaborate design possible. We need a standard pin-tumbler that anybody can use or repair. A Universal Cryptographic Protocol (UCP).

🎶(Shh shh) Don’t nobody shorting SOL like we do She said she at 3 figs I’m like me too I can’t, wait to hit 200 and I’ll tweet too Please close your longs up along with you Y’all been long too long like wtf is up with you She said it’s somethin’ about the way @woah_vickyy

Been dealing with so many lowballs that I’m just gonna create my own reality

Picture this: You’re sitting courtside at lebron’s final game and the score is tied with 5 seconds left in the fourth quarter. The ball is in Lebron’s hand but he pauses before taking the shot. And then he passes the ball to you. “I want my fan to take this final shot for

🎶It's Vicky Vic Uh, sold at top Smart money shorting you’d be better off to short too In no time, you’ll be regretting that you held through You sayin' you long SOL, but I really, really doubt you Understand, my life is easy when I’m dumping on you Vicky Vicky, at 3 figs

Would you rather: Hold ETH Or Catch your crypto KOL gf GMing other dudes in their comments