Do we know when ringwalks will be for main event ? #HaneyGarcia

When you stub your toe on the corner of the bed

As much as Ryan has played (hopefully) the insane card to a tee, we have to also credit Devin for being as straight as they come throughout. Bloke is hilarious.

Everyone deserves a promoter that promotes them like Eddie just did Jaron. Eddie Hearn

Imagine making 1.5m just like that.

Great opportunism and savvy business skills Devin 👏👏👏

This is a great bet

Getting ready to critique two men if either don’t look below 3% body fat

Walking Alone

Saka in the 92nd minute of any game he drops a stinker in.

I maintain that footballs fans like this are a different breed. You see them at games. Not normal behaviour

Pep Guardiola begging for another £500m from the Sheikh:

This Real Madrid fan is spitting pure facts!

This football team that city fans have is insane and they can’t even support them the way they deserve!

City are a small team that won the lottery yet their stadium is as lively as a funeral home!

I swear if I was a city fan I

Erling Haaland vs Real Madrid

When you've had 4 pints before the flight and the seatbelt sign finally goes off

“Stop being sad. You can still support Deontay and Boots even if they’re fighting on Deadzone now.” 😢❤️🥊

Bouncer at a Club: Sorry, not your night tonight lads

Me:

Completely agree - such an overrated player

Awful. Wishing the officer a speedy recovery