Why on earth is the newest Delta safety video set at a Yoga retreat? Who wrote the treatment for this?

We have officially entered the era of trading draft picks for the 2030s where those draftees will have been born in 2011 and beyond. I am beyond washed 👴🏻

Pro wrestling at the Esplanade Mall crawled so this could soar.

EXCLUSIVE LOOK 👀 Nike created a special “Electric Safari” colorway of its upcoming Nike x Hyperice recovery shoe for the brand’s Olympic athletes in Paris 🔋

Nothing screams nightmare fuel quite like walking out of your bedroom after waking up and seeing your two daughters in matching nightgowns standing together silently staring at you from the other end of a dark hallway.

It was called “Eastbay” and Jordan’s were $79.99

It’s prison but instead of manual labor it’s doing math homework with a first grader.

When I told my six year old daughter she could be the first female president someday she gave a hard pass because “there’s too much paperwork” Wise beyond her years.

LUKE KORNET PLAYOFF POSTGAME PODIUM INCOMING 🎙️

Kids discussing what their payout is from the tooth fairy is the same as colleagues discussing their salaries at work. It’s disruptive and a pain in the ass for upper management to have to address.

I see you Antonio Daniels

Live look at me walking into next week’s school assembly after finding out today my daughter has been named student of the quarter.

When you spatchcock your first turkey…

Hot take - I’ve become a velour Stan and I don’t care who knows

Bummed that all my former New Orleans Pelicans colleagues don’t get the chance to deal with me today #NEPats 😎