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(bombs you) NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE

Not to be that guy. But It should be called Obsessive Compulsive Order

"Good morning." ~ Winston Churchill

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"Kung Fu" ~ Bruce Lee

Girl you tired? Because I've been looking at your house on Google maps all night long.

If you make me the president in 2028: Everyone gets a free pair of tits and we no longer refer to it as outer space. It will just be known as space. Also I'm looking for a special lady named Flotus to share this journey. Reid 2028! 🇺🇸

When I shit, I yell freedom! Reid 2028! 🇺🇲

I'm a veteran goddammit!

If you're self-employed and win the lottery, you have to shit on your own desk before quitting.

welcome to the internet mf

Ghost riding the punanny

If I was in charge right now. I'd have just said everybody stop fighting and give me all the nuclear weapons immediately. I'd have gas down to GTA: San Andreas levels.

I have way more ambition at night. Guess you could call it pmbition.

You can't just yell karate in a small space.

If I said you have beautiful pants, would you let me inside them?

I don't care what religion you are. I dislike every religion.

"When you take a risk, it's going to be risky."

Watching the feed of the Mars rover. Swear I saw a pair of tits.

Two in the pink and one in the stink is known as the shocker. But I'd imagine three in the stink is even more shocking.