70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.

.Jesse Thorn 🤷‍♂️ (he/him) found a zoo in Minnesota where he can pet a capybara. He wants to stop there on our way to our show tomorrow, but I said NO. No time. HOWEVER, if you people repost this ticket link 150 times (av weight of a capybara) I will let Jesse do it. bit.ly/JJHOSTP24

I didn’t have JD Vance making the case for electing Kamala Harris on my September 26 bingo card, but here we are.

Welcome to DeSantistan, where the truth is declared illegal and lies are taxpayer-funded. #YesOn4

Between Trump’s dual debacles in PA and the live Bloomberg interview, the Allred-Cruz debate, and record-smashing early voting turnout in GA, MVP Kamala Harris and her supporters are having a good day on TwiXter today.

Tell me you’ve never seen an eclipse without telling me you’ve never seen an eclipse. 🌞🌝🙄

I got more likes than the chairman of the Republican Party of Florida (or as we like to call it, “Ripoff”) – I’m framing this sucker!

Oh, look – an invitation to “Show probable spam” comments directly beneath an *actual* spam comment. Heckuva job, Leon.

Donald Trump: • Praised Hitler’s generals for their steadfast loyalty to him. • Didn’t know who Erwin Rommel was.

How we know this is a pathetic attempt at humor – we’ve recently learned Trump doesn’t even know what a deep fryer is, much less how to use one.

Harris Houston Rally: Beyoncé, Willy Nelson Trump Houston Rally: Mattress Mack I’m not absolutely certain, but I think Kamala’s rally had a slightly bigger draw…

She’s really going to be shocked when Florida and Texas flip blue.

TRUMP SUPPORTERS: How DARE you call us Nazis! ALSO TRUMP SUPPORTERS:

Rick Scott. The man should never have been governor of Florida, much less a U.S. Senator representing my state.

Let’s do this, Florida! FYI, that’s more than 56% of all registered voters in Florida who have *already voted* (I’m one of them)! And folks on the ground are seeing A LOT of enthusiasm for Kamala Harris & Debbie Mucarsel-Powell, even from Republican and unaffiliated voters.