♗| "they're doing what in the churchyard"

SUPREME MUGWUMP VOGEL SEEN HERE ATTEMPTING TO GRILL A SANDWICH ON A MUGGLE RADIATOR, MORE AT 7.

//yeah we do serious plots sometimes

LIVE: GELLERT GRINDELWALD GIVES FIRST INTERVIEW SINCE EVENTS IN BHUTAN

she's decided to take a longer route through the city, enjoying the afternoon sun she's in a pleasant mood until -- a scrap of headline catches her eye. 𝙳𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙾𝚁 𝙸. 𝙿𝚁𝙰𝚂𝙴𝚃𝙹𝙾 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝚈𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 oh god.

DIRECTOR I. PRASETJO SPOTTED OUT WITH MYSTERY WITCH

BREAKING:

//I dreamt this account got suspended and I was sad

YULETIDE IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY — Thank you for not calling it Chr*stm*s so that Grindelwald doesn’t fire bomb our offices again. curiouscat.me/WizWorldPress/…

HELMUT WENT INTO MY HOUSE AND KICKED MY DOG — BREAKING NEWS: DOGS ADDED TO THE LONG, LONG LIST OF THINGS GERMANS DON’T LIKE curiouscat.me/WizWorldPress/…

chupacabras overthrew puerto rico — CHUPACABRAS, WILD AND UNTAMED, HAVE TAKEN OVER PUERTO RICO. curiouscat.me/WizWorldPress/…

ROMEO LOCKHART JUST SAID FUCK LIVE ON TV — He does this weekly. curiouscat.me/WizWorldPress/…

The Chupacabras don’t run this island. We do. — REPORTS ARE COMING IN THAT THE CHUPACABRAS DO INDEED RUN THAT ISLAND. curiouscat.me/WizWorldPress/…

BREAKING: ICW DIRECTOR SERVUS MIRRE FOUND COLLAPSED AT HOME

AUTHORITIES SUSPECT ‘ATTACK’ ON PROMINENT WIZARDING POLITICIAN TO HAVE BEEN SELF INFLICTED

IN MEMORIAM GRIFFILIOEN ‘GRIFF’ SERVUS MIRRE NOVEMBER 14 1892 - DECEMBER 12TH 1932

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