In 2 solar cycles Xhul shall answer your incessant prayers. To honour this stunning revelation, we have used our combined powers to hijack the webstore of some unruly earthbound renegades you seem to hold in high regards, and invite you to peruse our cosmic wares.

HEED THIS, INSIGNIFICANT WHELPS! 10 days before Hypercube Necrodimensions has even been released, we have sold out of literally every limited vinyl IN EXISTENCE! Extraordinary! #wizardthrone #hypercubenecrodimensions #extremewizardmetal

youtu.be/aVxA-2Tc-bc IT IS ULTIMATE WIZARD DAY! Hypercube Necrodimensions is available NOW on Napalm Records! To celebrate, we present you with the music video for the first Wizardthrone track written - Black Hole Quantum Thermodynamics. Truly EXTRAORDINARY!!!

Those who seek to understand the divine musical origins of Extreme Wizard Metal may tune in to Gimme Metal this coming Thursday. Only the most correct of Extreme Wizard Hymns shall be aired in this agonising thaumaturgical ritual. #wizardthrone #hypercubenecrodimensions

Through means most devious we have managed to source an extremely limited run of 100 webstore exclusive transparent teal vinyls. A brand new shirt design has also manifested itself as a by-product of the foul alchemical rituals required. Extraordinary! Merch.wizardthrone.com