Never actually thought about it but West Ham are the most 'BrewDog' football club out there. Perfect.

Slight Etebo vibes from Thomas scoring there. We’re definitely going up.

Not wanting to get carried away, but is Sorba Thomas the best Welsh winger of all time?

Make it the home kit

Nitish Kumar Reddy Nitish Kumar Set Nitish Kumar Gone

Aaron Cresswell is the fifth West Ham player of the season to play for Stoke. The others are Marko Arnautovic, Matthew Etherington, Geoff Hurst and Lawrie Leslie.

Stoke steadfastly refusing to put the score in because fuck you that’s none of your business

Alsager Town Football Club are delighted to announce the signing of midfielder Taylor Swift. ✍️

Oh sweet, some interesting bizniss. Viktor Junior Phillips Tavolerov Cresswell Manhoef Baker Seko Sorba Mubama Bozenik 16th.

This was an early contender

I think the proposed badge is a bit meh, but so is the current one. I'm going to spoil my ballot by drawing a picture of a hippo. Appreciate though that they've tried the fan consultation approach and avoided a Leeds-style monstrosity.

Podcast - happening - questions?

Hippo Out

Get the Listener Qs in, recording this evening

Pre-Season Predictions time, let's hear yours

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Enough with the Zonz foreplay already