Terrible standup came up as short, guy starts by mentioning Prince Andrew was arrested and you can hear clapping and more than one woman vocalize their happiness. Bugs.

I'm going to emulate the new Tomodachi Life and put all the trolls plus me

I usually side with the NCR because I like the radio telling me how good of a job I did during Hoover Dam

"Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?"

I LOOOOVE mushroom swiss burgers... but I can't eat it because then I'll get fat... but it's SOOOOOO good

Like once... maybe you can change that sweetheart...

Part of the Romanticism around the Italian mafia is that every other ethnic criminal enterprise has been considerably more outwardly evil. For all their foibles, they would not shoot up a hospital because a higher up was arrested.

We need a final solution to the DQ