Asymmetric ballcels BTFO’d its over the west has fallen (slightly to the left)

i have a good friend from Nantucket. He’s a long guy, people used to speak of him in rhymes. Legit can’t find a gf. What happened? Guys like this used to clean up? Thankfully he’s well known for having a way of relieving himself

The "gender war" is a symptom of a culture of sameness. The sexes no longer see each other as complementary. we see only difference and difference is as an attack on identity so we fight back trying to remake the other in our own image. Its literally gay heterosexuality

"Your sure about this ad?" "Why are freaking out about this. Jeans, genes it's a dumb joke but it's Sydney Sweeney it's not like anyone's gonna be listening" "You don't think people are gonna take it the wrong way" "Ya like people are gonna find a way to call us Nazis over this"

The “do it for her” episode of the simpsons but it’s homer hammering his jaw because of advice he read on a looksmaxx forum and Maggie is just an anime girl who isn’t real

Really loved Sandman when I was a kid. The Netflix show adaptation of it feels a lot like how I imagine coming home to find your girlfriend cheating on you with a midget with erectile dysfunction. Cause it’s not about pleasure it’s about sending a message, “fuck you”.

The majority of the smart humanities people I’ve met consider themselves “creatives” a word I really fucking hate because most people take this as “genius who doesn’t have to work for it wait for the ideas”. Which is why they’ll never finish that novel.

Every day TLP is proven more and more correct. “Psychiatry is politics”

Love is so out of fashion that hipsters have begun incorporating John Hughes style romantic gestures into their ironic lifestyle

Owner of big tech company sending a Valentine’s Day card that says “H1BMINE”

The landshark one shot tweet is a meme now but out of morbid curiosity I did go on a dmt forum to look at trip reports and half the posts are people unironically going “ya so im an experienced psychonaut and I’m pretty sure these things are demonic entities trying to trick you”

“…and that’s why it’s over for gooncels and jelqchads stay winning. Anyway that’s the story of how your daughter and I met. Now your probably wondering how I dialectically negated sissy hypo to alpha maxx through esoteric rizzitation mewing but that’s a whole other can of worms”

Step 1.Park in expensive high traffic parking garage. Step 2. Say you don’t have Apple Pay and don’t have your wallet. Step 3. Be as difficult as possible and cause giant line Step 4. Be let out for free. Step 5. World domination. In a fallen world sometimes you have to evilmaxx

If the frequencies of your grunt and her grunt cancel each other out and you grunt simultaneously you are legally married under gym law as long you prove you can bench and squat twice her weight as dictated by the nude old man who watches fox business channel in locker room

Dudes are so bad at making friends today that people invented podcasts so they have an excuse to talk to each other without feeling gay about asking another man to talk to you

They put out a tsunami warning. The moon must have seen me running shirtless. Woman, am I right fellas. LWBW