My grandfather was killed at Hazebrouck fighting with the Bucks Battalion. My great uncle in Burma at Pinwe, fighting with the Gloucesters. So stick your PS up your snivelling arse.

Quite the story from George Parker & co on Indian trade deal tax arrangements 👀 “It’s amazing,” said one senior Indian official. “It was on the table when she was trade secretary.”

Prize for first Reform UK defector goes to Luke Shingler, now Independent for Galley Common, Warwickshire. 🍾

Badenoch will be on the back benches soon and I doubt she’ll ever be in a shadow cabinet again.

Nick Robinson’s interview with President Biden. Yes Biden is too old to be President and he gets the occasional word wrong but he’s a genuine, intelligent, considerate statesman. A stark contrast to the raging, ignorant egomaniac who has turned most of the world against the US.

Imagine if Arsenal could sign prime Rory Delap.

BBC Newsnight I’m a black woman, the daughter of 2 Jamaican immigrants & an ordinary person. It would be a cold day in hell before I would ever entertain voting for Reform UK which is effectively just a rebranded version of the National Front. #Newsnight

How will the permanent leader of Reform and the outgoing leader of the Conservatives talk down a trade deal with the US?

Update on Benonwine He’s crowdfunded £23k. That money needs to keep him going until he gets his state pension in about 25 years. What an idiot.

Obviously Coates is talking down a trade deal with the US. He's not a journalist, he's a Reform stooge.

The World Cup will be poorly attended. You think every Central/South American and African football fan would feel safe about visiting Gilead right now?

Why Interest Rates Coming Down Is A Major Problem for Starmer A joint expose by Sam Coates and Chris Mason. Made up quotes from “sources” contributed by Dan Hodges

The backflips involved in trying to pretend that it isn’t just about not wanting brown people in the UK. This moron thinks Indian companies are going to pay to relocate their unskilled staff to the UK.

Farage: it’s a great deal for the USA but it’s a betrayal of British industries and workers. That’s what he’ll say.

Why The Conclave’s Choice For The Next Pope Is A Hammer Blow For Starmer A Robert Peston and Beth Rigby exclusive. Additional bollox provided by some right wing shitehawk journalist in Rome

Badenoch: I wouldn’t have signed this trade deal with India. Also Badenoch: I wouldn’t have signed this trade deal with the USA. Which explains why we didn’t have a trade deal with India or the USA. What the actual fuck did she achieve? Kemi Badenoch

Stephen Bunting always wins the walk on music. I am titanium.

Just booked a flight to Bilbao for my niece’s wedding on 21st May. £2.5k. Bargain.

Trice tried to shout over this guy, which is what he usually does because he’s an arrogant, over privileged cunt. It’s rare that I give Fiona Bruce credit but on this occasion she did get the hypocritical prick to shut up.

When I was 20 I thought this lady was gorgeous. I’m 50 now. She’s still gorgeous. Isn’t that how aging works? Or should I be attracted to a Mar-a-Lago plastic freak show?