oomfie and oomfie sitting in a tree k-i-s-sumn sumn -g

good morning, citizens of townsville. the forecast for today is tired with a slight chance of an astronomical crashout due to fabric texture. stay safe, drink water and don't step on cracks.

can i style your bush?

better pack yer tears innn to a suitcayseee

⠀ worry of the day with eren: when i walked to my car this morning, there was a pile of change on the ground beside it and i just know someone was going to jump from a tree and shove jelly beans up my bum. ⠀ ⠀

#newpeanitusandmeatballs

it's always bark like you want it until you start howling at chili's on a saturday afternoon.

sorry if i didn't reply. i read the message, had a convo with you in my head and went about my jolly day.

who told me to put those hot chips in my sandwich? stomach starting the rumbling

disappearing to the shadow realm to watch my spooky movies. if you need me, click your heels two times and touch your nose with your left index finger while twirling on one leg.

so yeah, i lied. all i did was start a mosh pit with my stuffed animals while we listened to peak.

can i come over and breathe your air?

no one wants to touch holes anymore.

glazing my friends, because i want them to glaze all over me.