falsehoods programmers believe about languages: • people only speak one language • okay, but if they speak multiple, they'll never be using them in the same document • okay, but if they're using them in the same document, they won't use the same keyboard layout for both

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i appear to have stumbled into a coffee shop that is actually a bank

being careful not because I'm in the bad part of town but because if a diplomat runs me over they don't even get in trouble

call me when I can leak keys with 12vhpwr

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audiences love my lab coat and sense of whimsy

i suspect this is not the optimal bpm

In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding So far: • A passport has been filed for • An inbox has been zero'd • A personal website has been created &more I recommend this format!

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