honestly bro honestly the weight of both my burdens AND my flesh is far too heavy

𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓷

I promise not to show them again

I jerk it to tiktok edits of hot fictional characters I will not ever know the embrace of a god

Let’s get high together and then I’ll scream NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE at you

Hide ya bitch (I’m Gunna to jerk off in the Astarion shirt)

If I have to explain that the Astarion back scar is a goddamn Medusa tattoo to another person I’m going to loose my mind 😪😪😪😪😪😪

Gotta cut my hair soon

Need me three girlfriends who smoke weed

I can’t hate Melissa from yellow jackets cause if I saw a power hungry toxic woman that was full of rage I would also try and become her bitch

Date idea: you come over and we pretend to film a podcast as though we’re citizens of Gotham debating on if Batman has super powers or not

plans for tonight: - goon - goon - goon - play marvel rivals - doom scroll - goon - eat - goon - goon - sleep - goon

THATS A PHOTO OF ME AND MY HUSBAND PLEAAASSSE IM NOT A FEMBOY 😩

if you catch me hanging off the arm of some gorgeous and morally dubious vampire with bite marks on my neck and a hazy look in my eyes do not send for help i'm exactly where i want to be

MMMM BRUISES MAKE BRAIN GO BRRR!!!! 😇

so are you pleased? but did i please you? but are you happy? but did i give you pleasure? but did you like it? like are you pleased? but am i good? so did i do good? but are you happy with me? did i please you? are you happy with me? did i please you? am i good? am i good?

Being told what to do >>>>>>

My fetish is being someone’s first choice btw (Then they put me in a cage and let me be a good pet :D