WE WANT YOU!! If you’re new to hockey, or a seasoned veteran, we’d love to welcome you to our club 💪🏻🏑

I heard 95% of the population is stupid. I’m glad I’m one of the 7% that isn’t.

Just had tomato soup for dinner which is funny because I don’t like tomatoes on their own but I love tomato soup!

We won 4-3 which is good because it meant we scored more than the opposition and won.

I’ve scored the first goal for Newmarket Hockey Club this decade. Just sayin!

I’ve been meditating a lot during lockdown. #Wise

Been working on my core muscles and on strengthening my back, ready to carry the team once again this coming season.

I’m BACK!

I’m a bit like Harry Kane. A one man team.

I think the word you’re looking for is “banned”.

Cristiano, come outside I just want to chat 👀 #Messi𓃵 #Ronaldo

I might take the pre-match team talk for Newmarket Hockey Club tomorrow to give the lads some wisdom.

I might get Twitter Blue because I need to stay connected with the fans #RateLimitExceeded

Sorry I’ve been absent for a while. I was looking for the Twitter app. But it’s no longer called Twitter. It’s called X now.

Ange called and asked me for some wisdom in his next press conference. I’m glad he used it 💪🏻 #THFC

Me best mates Will & Harry asked me where they should go skiing. I said “Somewhere cold!”. They said “Thanks”. I said “No problem”.

I’m not eligible to play in the #AFCON. That’s because I’m not African.

I asked Donald “I bet you miss Skelly don’t you”, he said “What do you think Bungle?!”. I said “I think you are.”

Harry asked me “why are you laughing Bungle?”. And I said “because normally we play home, away, home, away, but we’re playing at home this weekend despite playing at home last weekend”. It was so funny.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary