"Titles don't matter in tech". I used to think the same. Those around me agreeing were similar to me: guys who were established. Yeah: it didn't matter to us any more. Then I talked with others. Turns out titles *do* matter a lot. Especially when you're not in this group.

Overheard at a tea shop: “I’m going to make a bold assumption that because you work at a tea shop you also like avatar”

Server: Would you like another drink? Man: I’d prefer some crack

At a tea shop Barista walks around gently hitting a gong to let everyone know it’s last call and they’re closing soon Very peaceful. Barista drops the gong. V loud crashing noise. The zen is gone now.

I’ve been told I apply face moisturizer aggressively 🤔

I am going to take a controversial stance here: I like putting together IKEA furniture. It is like an adult Lego kit.

The indentation debate just ended! #code #humor

Not my warcraft raised ass thinking this whole time lfg mean looking for group 😑

"Hollow Knight isn't a good game." 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

LOOOOOL

Descriptions of how each of my family members sound when walking. I’m pitter patter: Pitter patter, slow gentle giant bangs, tip tap, shuffle whisper hush, sturdy bang bang.

Pizza is just a charcuterie board where you can also eat the board.

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Shouldn’t it be called MAANG instead of FAANG now that they’re called Meta?

#ElixirConf Phoenix LiveView Native? This is crazy amazing. Still a LiveView server sending websocket updates, but instead of a web client, it's a SwiftUI client. wow DockYard

Suddenly, men in Utah finally understand a fraction of what it is to be a woman in the US. Legislators telling them what they can and can’t do, with their own sexual anatomy, from the privacy of their own home. Thanks, Pornhub. You’re an idiot, Todd Weiler.