Actually, that is an orc.

Look at those terrifying Gold Elves. House Stark forever!

Does Vance not see that he's just the Mouth of Sauron?

If so called, we would serve.

We orcs are just asking these questions too! Why do the humans trust that wicked charlatan?

Orcish! *lives underground* *handsome* *uh, that's probably the only similarities, but we orcs are claiming Desmond as one of us*

When exactly does the new season of Rings of Power start? Nothing bad better happen to Nori, or we orcs will Riot. (We don't trust that strange man she's traveling with. He is ill-omened and makes us nervous. We don't know why.)

Actually, that is an orc.

We don't like Ents! We think it's weird to insist it's weird to not like big trees that tear little goblins apart! Harrumph! 🌳👿🌳💀🌳

Actual representation of a Minas Morgul gate guardian.

Who are those guys? We'd ask Sauron, but he gets testy.

😈💜🐺👸🏻

Actually, that is an orc.

Actually, that is a baby Fell Beast. One day, it'll carry a Nazgul.

Actually, that is an orc.

We orcs understand that a great battle of wills is occurring this day in one of the realms of Off-to-the-Side Earth. We hope that it turns out not too terribly. We uruks love you all and hope you are safe, remain safe. 😈💜💚🖤💚💜

Every so often, we orcs on BlueSky have someone thinking we are motivated by wealth. We orcs are already rich with communal spirit.

ACTUALLY --- those are orcs. 😈💚🖤💚

We orcs are very sad about the breaking of this Fellowship. 👿😭