tarzan viral tweet i never lose

bearing witness to the way people on love island attack kissing like they’re bobbing for apples should qualify me for a class action lawsuit

those seven minutes of feeling like we were back in the libbed out hamilpilled obama administration are the closest to relaxation i will have in the next several years

starting to think this godot guy isn’t gonna show up

lowkey muppets titanic when

get into it

sister had a baby and i feel like this saying “my nephew”

honestly i don’t know what id do with a drunken sailor

moonbeam ice cream taking off your gru jeans

i’ve had ENOUGH

andy cohen and i made sustained contentious eye contact on sixth ave last week i should’ve known something evil was brewing

lovers in the bathroom and a line outside the door at the union square capital one cafe

uh oh big day for annoying people (me)

after more than 6 years i have deleted timehop. 2,209 days… i will never again reflect on my past

amazon don’t send me this like i can’t feel an episode drop like a dog sensing an earthquake

i have listen to vogue by madonna disease where i can only listen to vogue by madonna

people quoting this with hundreds of songs as if the answer is not unequivocally 7 years by lukas graham. the chernobyl of songs. the tetanus of songs. the tape worm of songs. the athlete’s foot of songs.

i use this button with the unmitigated abandon of a race horse set free in the wild

cincinnati mentioned ig??

who up waiting for godot