Salesman: [showing bathtub] what if I told you this is a time machine? Yoon: we're not idiots. Mino: [jumps in] let him finish, seungyoon.

TH: I can't swim MH: you took martial arts TH: how does that help? MH: just get out there and beat the shit out of the waves until you float

Jinwoo: I couldn't find you at the gym Mino: I was way in the back Jinwoo: I looked all around Mino: I was at the bar behind the gym

Seunghoon: what do you mean Mino can't drive? There isn't a single day that piece of shit doesn't drive me crazy

SY: what material is this? [rubs his thigh] MH: cotton SY: i'd say boyfriend material MH: I made the pants myself. it's definitely cotton

Seungyoon: you know you don't have to narrate my every movement Jinwoo: his mouth would move but I would not listen

Mino: I have a 30min break. you thinking what im thinking? Taehyun: oh yeah [starts undressing] Mino: [googles "closest laser tag location"]

Taehyun: my mom once told me to just be myself and I've been paying for the consequences ever since

SH: your computer has a virus JW: that's weird, I don't think it's been around anyone who's been sick lately SH: JW: SH: you're pretty

Mino: yo I'm about to drop some fresh rhymes for y'all but first check out this dope ass scarf my grandma knitted

SY: girls like when you're mysterious MH: got it [later on date] Girl: so where are we going tonight? MH: none of your goddamn business

Taehyun: [unbuttoning shirt] sorry, it's hot in here Mino: I understand but please stop unbuttoning my shirt

Seungyoon: any questions? Seunghoon: yeah, do you think Haute gets sad when I leave? Seungyoon: I meant about the new song composition

Seungyoon: why did you put all our eggs in a cage Mino: otherwise they would eggscape

Mino: [runs out of breath while eating]

Taehyun: we're gonna die Jinwoo: think positive Taehyun: we're gonna die quickly

Mino: i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

Seungyoon: do you want to run away with me? Mino: we won't actually be running, right?

Mino: in Shrek, how did Donkey&the dragon do it? 119: sir, this line is for- Mino: cause my friend said- SHUT UP SEUNGHOON I'M ASKING HIM

JW: do you want to have kids? MH: no JW: why not? MH: I couldn't take all the crying JW: they don't cry all the time MH: no, I meant me