I don’t want to brag but a lot of Canadians have me blocked.

Annoying people on Twitter one tweet at a time.

Every Friday is a good Friday when you don’t have to Friday.

Sorry I’m late, I was busy pre-drinking for the long weekend.

I hope your Tuesday is as nice as my tits.

Nice Tits Tuesday.

Anyway, Happy Tuesday or whatever.

Do people who get offended on Twitter know they can delete their account?

Be the reason someone deletes their account.

I would tell you to delete your account but you blocked me. Anyway, delete your account.

If anyone sees that twisted dumb Canuck account on here can you tell him I said *hi. *go fuck yourself

I'd brag about you

Only the dumb Canadians have me blocked.

Find someone who brags about you.

Let them brag about you.

Woke up Canada’s sweetheart again.

Might fuck around and be Canada’s sweetheart today.

Thank fuck today is my Friday.

Having a long weekend off is top tier.