McKercher has been fucking sublime. Christ

Can’t help but feel like Judd McVee and Jed McEntee are actually the same person

Xerri needs to start beating Gawn up physically. Gotta start trying to hurt him - getting smashed at the source

Max Gawn is actually a bit of a wanker

If I had the choice, I’d be trading out Tom Powell to the first (if any) suitor. Has just played the most anonymous 27-possession game I’ve ever seen. Doesn’t impact or hurt opposition and refuses to be anything more than a link in the chain, often over handballing. Just a

The equation is pretty simple for North: Play Sheezel as a priority onballer and he'll become Scott Pendlebury mark II. 🤷‍♂️

Lmao just had a thought: Imagine if it’s… In: Banch Out: Konstanty 😤🤬

Is there any chance Teakle is the sub on Saturday? Wondering if he’s been named more so as insurance for Coleman-Jones Just trying to convince myself it won’t be Banch or Konstanty

wtf is with people wanting shorter games?

Watching footy at the GABBA is so grim 🤢

Great to see George find some form in the VFL - 28 touches and 9 clearances on return will do just fine ✅

Why the fuck is Darling rucking when we have Coleman-Jones, Teakle and Comben in the team? Coaching is diabolical 😵‍💫

Sheez has to get these Powell-style over handballs/backwards passes out of his game. Just not it

Feels like we haven’t had the footy at all - but Swans only just ahead in disposals

That’s me done for the year I reckon 😊 club gives nothing back to members. Just pathetic, week after week

Is Simpkin the worst captain the league?

Jeez glory hunting pisses me off. You're part of the reason Carlton have been poor - you don't get a free pass to jog off elsewhere when times get tough