
Chris Mortimer 🇺🇦
@windsurfing
Windsurfing, supping, mtbing, road cycling & ex snowboarder. Also family man, Microsoft stack coder, director and carer of the environment.
ID: 21250793
18-02-2009 22:44:02
699 Tweet
332 Followers
194 Following


Q: How does a water company get a 4 star rating from the Environment Agency? A: Make sure at least half of your sewage dumping monitors aren't working or are offline. Easy-peasy. Wouldn't that be right Severn Trent?


Hey Edinburgh we are coming to the city 6th to 10th Feb but the the mysterines cancelled and now COLIN GEDDIS has just cancelled at Monkey Barrel Comedy :-( Any recommendations for gigs on that weekend? #gigs #edinburgh #music #theatre #comedy




Hey Sainsbury's just got this email bounce back, thought you might want to know Sainsbury's ([email protected]) The recipient's mailbox is full and can't accept messages now. Please try resending your message later, or contact the recipient directly.






Evening Sainsbury's Something up with your search atm. It can't find ham or sea bass??? Both come up in your suggestions as you type. Can find in via the menu either... #whatisham #search #itsallgoingpetetong


Our #2minbeachclean on the River Dart today in the sun. Loads of sanitary products, thanks SouthWestWater Help for dumping raw sewage in our rivers. #pollution #friendsofthedart #plasticpollution #cleanupourrivers #sewage





Hello 123 Reg Help do you reply to DM's? Haven't heard anything back in 2 days. Thank you. #CustomerService #Domains #DomainName
