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My 8 year old son has just discovered the French word for seal 🦭 and is gleefully repeating it over and over again.

There’s a protest march happening in London right now against grooming gangs. And there’s a counter protest. A counter protest! Imagine being on a pro grooming gangs protest.

I was IDd today, buying this, a plastic scraper. It's the nanny state gone maaaaad!

I was born to a generation that could buy things once - and keep them. A CD. A movie. A piece of software. Your were given a physical thing with a set price that you controlled. Now, everything is a 'subscription'. More expensive over time. Taken off you for 'violating' terms

To those who knew Lucy on here prior to her incarceration, she’s asked me to let you know she’s in good spirits and being released next month! 🙌🙌🙌 she’s really looking forward to being home and having hugs with her husband and daughter and enjoy family time ❤️ she sends her

I made authentic carbonara.

RIP James.

Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Due to a cock-up in the candidate screening process, all of the candidates they've interviewed so far turned out to be actual Christians with no skeletons in their cupboards, so they were adjudged clearly unsuitable for the job. The search for a Godless globalist continues.

RIP my favourite actor.

All we have to do is paint the St. George's cross inside potholes, and the council will fix them within 24 hours.

"The Home Office had warned the decision would "substantially impact" its ability to house asylum seekers in hotels across the UK." THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT .... 🤦‍♂️

Lucy Connolly has just been RELEASED from HMP Peterborough - 11 months after being jailed for a deleted tweet. She was freed this morning and reunited with her husband and their 12-year-old !

An oldie but goodie! youtu.be/qHlnVtxoBhc

She's come out kicking!

Relaxing in my mum's garden. I wish mine was as nice.

If only schools employed people that could somehow teach children the time. They could call them something like "teach-ers". I know its mad, but it might catch on. We can but dream.

I'm sickened by your support and succour for foreign governments and terrorist organisations that would harm us, Jeremy.