Alright, I’m no longer joking. I’m dropping out of my PhD, moving to Scotland and opening up a soup restaurant

I got to live this dream last week and it was even better than I thought. Moving to Scotland to make little soups is looking better everyday. Also @E11even745 is preemptively banned from my restaurant for harassment

The way I know Texas ain’t part of the south is people look at me funny every time I say “buggy”

Despite her only having 4 songs, cloudyfield was 2/5 of my top songs this year and my number 3 artist. That’s as good of an endorsement I can give

Got an espresso machine for Christmas so barista William is back. I’ll soon start running an illegal soup and coffee cafe out of my apartment. I will become culinarily ungovernable. Fuck you I won’t go where you zone me

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Since Lubbock looks like this today with herds of tumbleweed stampeding down the road, I figured it’s as good a day as any to reshare my poem about Lubbock and its dust storms. Thanks again for The Atlanta Review for publishing it originally

next week in the USA ;

Effective immediately

Okay but why did one of my students say I remind them of Cody from Surfs Up…

They released this as a joke but I actually did this at the GameStop where I worked and some folks specifically requested copies where I had doodled the cover

NO GATOR WOULD EVER SUPPORT THIS FUCK ICE

Been perfecting my cobbler game for when I drop out of my PhD and move to Scotland to open a soup restaurant

I’ve yet to meet anyone who regrets riding in a car in Paris in late August 1997.

I’ll give a shit about sports when there’s a televised professional blitzball league and I can watch the Besaid Aurochs duke it out with the Al Bhed Psyches

Just heard “Let Her Cry” for the first time in awhile and vividly remembered being in 7th grade and my “girlfriend” telling me she smoked a cig and drank a beer and I was so distraught I sat on the floor in my room listening to this song on repeat like I could relate

Here’s a fun one—a pantoum of mine I published a few years back was recently translated and posted this blog! Thanks so much @cantireta_2 for taking the time to translate my work. It’s an honor and I really appreciate it