Mzae wangu ni heri nguo zinyeshewe nje kama ni yeye tu ako home..bora asianue😂

Idk why some girlies don’t just get this,if they’re offering to fly you out YOU’RE GETTING FUCKD 😭😂😂idk why some people choose to be ignorant about it

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Most parents have never been to Unii and treat it like highschool. Kindly take care if these kids banaa. Mnatuma mtu unii alafu mnamneglect

Nimekumbuka nilienda Cavali with my boys juzi, tunakunywa beer zetu polepole then some nigga comes in with 4-5 babes asks politely kukaa kwa meza yetu then akauliza his bevy of ladies “Mimi niko na 5k, nyinyi mko na?” They dead ass told him “ Tuko na hio 5k yako”😂😂mans left💀

Wazazi wengine akii. Oomf's mom alienda UK akiwa 5, she's 31 now na hajaai rudi. She left her with her grandma alafu she went ahead kuzaa na mzungu as a new beginning or something. She's never even invited her to visit. Unapea mtoto trauma she's live with forever💔💔

Deadbeat Moms get a pat on the back and words of affirmation for chasing their dreams.

Students whose parents work at the government printer pretending to see the exam for the first time

9 hours of work, 2 resting days and 5 business days (9 to 5) 80% of the world’s population misunderstands this.

That I Carlton Kitheka (Post Carlone) was present during the inception of Gengetone in 2018 Here I am in Umoja Innercore with Rekless, Zilla & Seska listening to 'New Position' before they blew up The video shoot was in a couple of days

I even attended the video shoot but I didn't wanna be in it lmao 😂

Yet they’ll tell you Arsenal are top of the EPL because everyone else is bad God sees all of you and your nonsense agenda

“Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.” —Epicurus.

Kenya government plans to move civil servants from permanent and pensionable jobs to 5-year contracts. The proposal is set to be presented to Cabinet and will affect over 1 million workers

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Arsenal and Bayern Munich will keep their 2nd leg home advantage until the Semi Final. This is because they ended up 1st and 2nd in the group stages.

Arsenal fans right now

Advantage ya kufanya kazi na broad based government unapata matunda! Tuko ndani ya serikali siku hizi UK PM ni wa Arsenal, New York Mayor ni wa Arsenal! Sahi Ata VAR decision zinafanyiwa ikulu

Hi Asake.I hope you’re doing well 😊 Do you remember back in the day when you used to walk past my mum’s stall at Ita Faji market,and we would end up chatting for hours? 👀 I’m Feranmi from Linguistic, and I also helped you sell tickets for your shows at Amphi a few times.

Na mnasema 5 year contracts will work in civil service. Kenyans love learning through failure.

Yeah icl he’s proved them all right here what an idiot