Praise God we have a 2nd Amendment

family: what movie should we watch tonight? what about the grinch? me, remembering when the grinch’s heart inflated three sizes: i,, i don’t think that’s a g,,, good family movie 😳

blackcat behavior

fuck that guy but i would honestly love to own that fuckass box

Ms. Trunchbull on her way to yeet a child

from experience, do coke for the first time, get mediocre head and then bring home bedbugs

ill let brennan say it again

cis gay men really are the cis men of the gay community

First they came for the pronouns, now they're coming for the adjectives 🙄

R+34

Happy 9th anniversary to this e-mail

Me: *walks through museum entrance* immediately busts 😩😩😩😩

Goat Core

I’m also here if that sweetens the pot for anyone 🌈

more like poopoo crap amirite fellas?

nothing makes you value TfL more than trying to use regional buses.

New vocal stim unlocked

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