The Mona Lisa is drastically overhyped

Watermelon Sugar is a fucking banger

Tell me why I think it’s a good idea to chug a coffee every morning right before my class when I know it’s going to make me want to poop myself

Do people actually shop at Lovers

Would’ve taken my smoked salmon dip home with me if I knew the situation we would be in now

How does Chick-fil-A not have spicy nuggets? Pretty absurd to me

Making a tea or coffee every hour or so becuase you have found out that as the world goes to shit, beverages are something that you can control

Chegg is making an absolute fortune right now

Christmas. Christmas will fix this situation

I can throw my ass as well as anyone else on Tik Tok I just don’t know the choreography

One downside to watching Greys Anatomy consistently is that every time I get a headache I assume it’s a massive brain tumor

So should I be screen recording all my favorite tik toks right now for later?

I do live for the 5 hour period after your paycheck goes into your bank account when you just feel immortal and buy everything in sight, only to realize that you actually didn’t make that much money at all

I have my normal show and my show for when I’m eating and also my show for when I’m high. My high show can also be my eating show but my normal show can never be.

With all the good news in the past week, 2020 has turned into the toxic ex boyfriend that’s trying to come back into their girlfriend’s life with flowers and chocolate

A Mac and Cheese pop up restaurant outside of Apex Cannabis on 4/20 seems like some kind of tourist trap

Watching Alek Jacob pitch tonight it’s pretty clear why he hasn’t given a fuck about any of the classes I’ve had with him

Is it completely lost on older adults in the workplace that if they put “….” at the end of an email then I’m going to think they are being awkward on purpose………