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Will Monk

@willmonk09

Neoliberal centrist. Sport, politics and drunken ramblings.

Luter Populus Infernum Est

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calendar_today05-06-2009 00:53:39

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Rita Ora says it’s a shame more pub jukeboxes don’t have Ferry Aid’s 1987 hit ‘Let It Be’. “I like to put it on and reminisce about the Zeebrugge ferry disaster with the locals,” she said

Rita Ora says it’s a shame more pub jukeboxes don’t have Ferry Aid’s 1987 hit ‘Let It Be’.

“I like to put it on and reminisce about the Zeebrugge ferry disaster with the locals,” she said
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Immensely evocative image. Perhaps he could name his political movement after such a bundle of sticks, illustrating its strength?

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Disgraced TV chef Gregg Wallace is spotted waving his willy at startled motorists on the A229 near Maidstone. “My autism’s got really bad today!” he yelped

Disgraced TV chef Gregg Wallace is spotted waving his willy at startled motorists on the A229 near Maidstone.

“My autism’s got really bad today!” he yelped