shoes i wanted was out of stock so i beat the shit out the adidas employee

Me and Russia got something cookin

old people on facebook will repost shit like this then bother their city commission to get rid of the playground by their house because the kids are too loud

my search bar has been glitched for so long and its so funny bc all it shows is a christmas movie i watched with my family once like 3 years ago

offbrand mfs piss me off cus why you got creme betweens instead of oreos

GO TO AN EMPTY BAR. DRINK ALONE. HATE YOUR LIFE. BE MISERABLE. BE A MAN

i jus lied on Bob the minion (parody)’s name and my heart stopped beating for a minute

save the turtles, replace plastic straws with assault rifles

pre-game, game, post-game, it’s the american dream

do women know how immensely powerful this single strand of hair can be?

MIKE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY I BET MY KIDS LUNCH MONEY ON THIS

"ur gender is what's in ur pants" bitch i'm bandsgender 💰🤦🤦

yo BandLab please fix your shit bro

be having the worst week of yo life and here come yo fat ass cat meowing for food

I'm back bitch!!!!!