Back in the UK for the first time in a year and y’all just love your little crossover SUVs. They’re everywhere!

My parents Golden Retriever in the UK is significantly more “bigger boned” than Wally. I found a suitable street name for him today. 🐮😂

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Back to Saltburn

I was today years old when I realized the Porsche Taycan's interior is basically just a modernized 928.

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Tomorrow I get to play a UK version of Rental Car Roulette. Large Premium or similar. What will it be? 🤔

Saltburn

No country does historical landmarks like the UK.

A little bit of new and old in the Cotswolds 🤍💚

Brb, joining the Italian army

The weirdest effect instagram has had on culture is that it has created this genre of friends you keep in touch with not by talking to them but by entertaining them. You don’t exchange ideas, you exchange things to laugh at together. You’re not really friends, but your images are

The Eternal City 🏛️

Same

The fact that a huge Mercedes-Benz franchised dealer in the Bay Area felt fine sending this shitty AI created image out to their email list is wild to me.

Variations on a theme. 📦

Nothing says Halloween in California like pumpkins sitting outside the supermarket rotting away in 95 degree heat. 🤌

License plate should be YUPP1E and this would be the perfect Napa weekender 🚘

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