The club owner said my band would thrive without sound.

I'm getting to that age where I'm always willing to whip out that vocabulary, but it's not always at the ready.

Fireworks yesterday, fireunemployment today.

I dropped all the cinnamon rolls in the jumbo station 😞

Honestly if I were Ozzy I’d have Satan bite my head off for the last song.

If I’m so great why have I never heard of me?

Damn that Jordan Peterson does it again

You're only as crazy as your last tweet.

🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘

Jane says “have you seen my “pig” around”. Mystery solved

No but she didn’t escape the 5th time you posted this

Ozzy battled through Parkinson’s through that show. Restless leg is clue and his his frozen stare. When he said “I can hear you!!” he wasn’t kidding. Legend

Post any movie released in the year 1993.

If the highlight of my life was that I met Chester Cheetah at a rest stop I’d be fine with that.

“Hey Ottis, some stranger implied that he’d smell your ass”

It’s been almost a year since Richard Simmons died and we still don’t know if he was gay😞