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Peter Thiel names his new bank after the location in LOTR where Smaug killed everyone and stole their money. If you liked Palantir, you’ll love Erebor.

Cat evidence

Cat proof

This happened to me tomorrow

Listening to songs I play while commuting before falling asleep... Haunting...

That nigga ain't baking shit he can't read

History is a series of patches

So funny that 30% of women have tattoos

I remember you.

We're one flesh in the eyes of God

derrrrrr

Lol

Dogs becoming a recognized class of alternative human beings is so dystopian

The totalized power of my consciousness looms like a specter over the destiny of mankind

UnhappyChildhoodChads enslave normgroids forever. If you weren't completely ostracized and alienated by age 12 — it's over for you! You will be forever cucked by your own lost happiness.

The way I instantly clocked this as Adam Lanza's bedroom

Leave them alone. You fat skank

Please note that from the manatee's point of view, the water they poured is drinkable water.