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Hey United Airlines is this a joke? I just flew 5+ hours in First Class and this bowl of sadness is what you serve me for dinner. Between the 3D-printed mystery meat, the cafeteria cheese cubes, and the whole tomato I need a chainsaw to cut, this is genuinely unbelievable.

Hey <a href="/united/">United Airlines</a> is this a joke? I just flew 5+ hours in First Class and this bowl of sadness is what you serve me for dinner.

Between the 3D-printed mystery meat, the cafeteria cheese cubes, and the whole tomato I need a chainsaw to cut, this is genuinely unbelievable.
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fell asleep early enough that i forgot to plug my phone in, all my laundry is damp in the dryer, and all my other clothes fit far differently than they did on december 19th