There are two kinds of Reform candidate:
1) Red-faced gammon with sexual abuse allegations on the brink of total organ failure
2) Nick Fuentes-esque, malnourished, Hitlerite 14 year-old boy
Our first choice keeper is injured, we’ve an injured right back, we’ve an injured centre back, we’ve two injured centre mids, Isak wasn’t on the bench at the weekend, we’ve got Villa, Real and City in a week. Theres barely no in between between this and full strength.
Sir, your sacrifices to date include:
Not paying a £1 million tax bill.
Issuing directors loans to yourself and your wife in the amount of £3 million & running off to Dubai so the tax bill couldn't be paid.
Getting banned from being a director of any company for four years.