Me as a billionaire.

Liberals are narcissistic. Conservatives are assholes. Change my mind.

The "follow your truth" and "you can be whatever you want to be" people sure are upset about Twitter being renamed.

I can't wait to type in X.com to get here. I just hope my search history doesn't get me in trouble (or a little excited) as I type it in.

You can have one rifle, which do you choose?

Let's go Brandon!

Let's go Brandon

Orange man is back.

I don't think DALLE-3 quite understands what spaghettification means.

I've spoiled my jeans.

Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=QdBZY2…

This is what happens when a series of dumb fucks join a police force.

This some next level shit right here.

Holds a bit more meaning now. Lol

Fuck off

When Elon Musk is in charge of the government, you'll be required to have X Premium or you'll go to jail.

Where's this rocket launching from? RuneScape?

I guess you want me dead too.