Kissing is more hygienic and healthier than shaking hands.

“can you not: Teacher: "This isn't some paper you can just write the night before..." Me: "You underestimate my power."” Berna☺

“can you not: if spiders ever realize that people are scared of them, we're fucked.” Lizare danzfuss @Ruandebruin11

“Typical Girl: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early” @Ruandebruin11

“can you not: The two best days of school: (1) The first (2) The last.” Tiffany onderstall

“can you not: I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.” Anisja♥liefie .. Sommige mense

balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

you annoy me, go swimming.. with an anchor tied to your foot.

“can you not: When you photobomb your best friend: instagrm.nl/15RtpgM” Lizare danzfuss @Ruandebruin11 Jaden Smith #vakansie

“can you not: Hey, I think I wanna date you and never break up.” @Ruandebruin11

“Relatable: I want to go to McDonalds just to get a minion toy.” Anisja♥liefie

Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo Anisja♥liefie