4 years ago I very nearly quit acting and went back to uni. And then we made Mediocre White Male, took it to Fringe and filmed it for Shedinburgh Fringe Festival You can listen to the R4 version that got made as a result here: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00… Hang in there, intrepid Fringe goers!

With the return of the Premier League this weekend, it’s the perfect pretext to enjoy the legendary frontman from The Fall Mark E. Smith reading the football classified results in his inimitable style.

Just put up a shower rail on my own and feel like I could probably design the Taj Mahal now.

DON'T BURY IT Premiere screening as part of Kino London Short Film Festival 2025 at the Garden Cinema, Covent Garden tomorrow Saturday 23rd August 4:35pm. Come join us! Kristian Fitsall Will Close Kino London #indiefilm vimeo.com/1111914040/1c6…

We made it happen. Together. 🏟️💙

Whenever you’re sad just think about the 18th century thoroughbred Potoooooooo (pronounced “potatoes”)

Delighted that our second play for BBC Radio 4 has been nominated for a PRIX EUROPA thank you to the host of excellent ppl involved who have made that happen. Give it a listen on your next commute for a complicated bit of indie nostalgia… bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

oh god I’ve started wearing walking boots for comfort. this is the beginning of the end.

Well… I think Deaf Republic at Royal Court might be the best thing I’ve ever seen. Don’t really know what to do with myself…Hardest possible recommend imaginable.

Captain, I don't think we're on Pluto any longer. In fact, we may have left space as we know it. Then where are we? You said you knew how to navigate. Stop yelling at me! #Futurama

Delighted to be nom’d as part of the inaugural Speakies… bookworms unite 🎤📘💪 thestage.co.uk/news/the-speak…

Go go gravedigging team 🖤🧟‍♂️

Vrrrry pleased to be part of this and working at Royal Court after many years of gazing longingly at it from afar. Book book book.

Today Royal Court I accidentally locked myself in the toilets during rehearsals. Being rescued by a sledgehammer is my new favourite thing.

Delighted to say ‘SLEAZE’ won Best Audio Drama at the PRIX EUROPA in Berlin on Friday night. If you haven’t had a listen yet, give it a spin here pls: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00… Big high fives to Jonny Weldon , Lydia Wilson, Crystal Condie, Matthew Durkan, Jadie Rose Hobson, Joe Von 🙏🤟

And what a pleasure it was! 🙏 More pls. Verrry curious to see if Charlie’s brother turns up one day… 👀

Extra tickets released for Porn Play! Sophia Chetin-Leuner’s Porn Play, directed by Josie Rourke and starring Ambika Mod, sold out fast… but we’ve just released some extra seats Book now at the link in bio 🌟

That's damn fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks... and damned good cherry pie!

When it’s cheaper to feed a family of four for a week, theatre has a problem.