When we say we take dice bets seriously, we mean it. #dicebet #tattedup thank you, Bangers Austin

Update, George L. Panga is a Yankees fan. Should somebody tell him?

🗓 Save The Date, #AustinUltimate community! ❄ 2020 Winter League will be on SATURDAYS from 10 AM to 5 PM in January & February at Brushy Creek Lake Park! 🥏 Stay tuned for more details coming soon!

Our pilot (who played frisbee) said “hammers win games” to me as I exited the plane.

Wildstyle will be there. If another team shows up with the most volunteers wes will buy the team shots.

Heartbreaks are common in this game, especially when it comes to winter league baggage. Thankfully, love prevails #lostlove #bounceback @staceynava MacKenzie J. Magner Mario Escobar Jr

#leakedinfo #inside #secrets

Who’s surprised? CARLEY FOR PRESIDENT! 😍🥺🥰

We have these scarves 　( ´･_･`) 　 (＼　 )＼ 🏳️‍🌈 　 　 ＞ ＞ and giving them to you 🏳️‍🌈 　 ＼(´･_･＼) 　 　(　 　) 　 　く く RT for a chance to win! We're giving away 8 of 'em! #FanWeek2019 » ussoc.cr/rulestw

Job Perks: Keeping the extra food. Looking at you doña sauce from Tacodeli 👀

Our first 2020 #VolunteerOfTheMonth for January is Greg "Gramps" Militello! A dedicated player on Wildstyle, Gramps is UPLA's webmaster who helps with any website needs... instagram.com/p/B605gFQn5Fz/… 👨‍💻 #AustinUltimate #votm #volunteerspotlight

‘The only thing that made [being gay] less scary was seeing Ellen on TV.’ — Kate McKinnon delivered this incredibly heartfelt tribute to Ellen DeGeneres at the #GoldenGlobes

Looks like she’s celebrating with some purple margs 👀

We're so excited for the first week of 2020 Winter League THIS SATURDAY, & we're still looking for a few folks to volunteer! Check out all the opportunities on Timecounts & starting racking up those volunteers hours for swag this weekend! timecounts.org/upla/events/24…

I'm 90% sure I've never talked politics on social (correct me if I'm wrong) because frankly, doing so is basically the same as bouncing a grenade off a wall and hitting yourself. That being said, I'm really struggling to hold my tongue right now.

I miss losing games against “we are totally better than them guys” teams ):

Mama Walker approved! Get your Quaranteam gear today. Five Ultimate

Wildstyle reversibles for sale! Look we tired, we retired, we’re TiredStyle now. Buy a collectors jersey and have a beer with us after this pandemic is over. Link in bio #buttstuff