imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

Call me a radical left extremist, but I think the Surgeon General should be a licensed medical professional.

The Hound would do some terrible things to that man

Van Gundy bet the house on this game😂 you see the look on his face

The opening of Toy Story 2 (1999) goes full space opera with Buzz storming Zurg’s fortress, lasers flying and stakes sky high, only to pull the rug and reveal it’s just Rex button mashing a video game.

I love it

Working on my latest masterpiece, ( a March madness tiktok) that requires me to continuously stop and start the camera. Unfortunately I don’t have my clicker because I bought the wrong battery so I’m doing it the Christopher Nolan way. Elizabat🦇

Suffering and tribulation has caused him to ascend. Dune shit.

I asked if they felt disrespected by the President's phone call and the reaction: "We are moving forward. We did what we did there, and we are proud of our group." -Caroline Harvey "What happened is something we had no control over. We take so much pride in what we did. We

Everything that your conservative and religious friends warned you about Obama doing is literally being done by this administration, and they are cheering it on, and even if they disagree, they need to be as loud as they were when they THOUGHT Obama was going to do it

George W. Bush rn

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"The joke was distasteful and unfortunate...Now I have to sit in front of you...and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility." - Team USA captain and Torrent forward Hilary Knight on the call and joke by President Donald Trump.

This is the elite defense they always talking about

Stick to Boston, buddy. The Atlanta Hawks partnered with a culinary arts entertainment venue that employs night ballerinas #TwoAmericas

Georgetown was down 1 after the first quarter against #1 UConn, and then those girls turned up the pressure and Georgetown has only scored 5 points while UConn has scored 37

When you volunteer to become a political prop, don't be surprised when they use you as a political prop. Just saying.

Thor getting to see his mom again in avengers endgame was such an underrated scene. I do wish Thor had played it a little more serious, but his mom successfully pulled him out of the dark hole he had been in since infinity war, set him back on his path and gave him purpose again.

In one of my Work group chats it’s somebody’s birthday, so 11 people wished him happy birthday and then they heart reacted to everyone else’s Happy birthday wishes… I got 20 notifications in a span of five minutes and none of them were actually work related.

This would be a fire start to an edit about the DC joker