New ID pic for the first time in 9 years lmao

Went to see my grandma in assisted living and she kept asking me where my 'buddy' was

Just now finding out that anthrax is a disease caused by bacteria, whole time I thought it was an asbestos/fiberglass type deal

Loooove when movies/shows take place in michigan

Bones and all is so good

Was told by an employee at the mall that I look like Eddie from stranger things, had to Google it and I'm pissed she really read me down and I had no clue

😊 🧊

Tried to go get the bag my bf liked while he's out of state but I went to the wrong mall now I have to drive another hour

Thelma & Louise update

Power went out in the kitchen I was working in so I got permission to use the culinary arts programs kitchen to send out my event. Taking me back to culinary school

Gross

You guys aren’t gonna believe who nazi germany was being

Hating needlessly gendered products, just saw a leather portfolio marketed as "for men" It's a fucking portfolio

Self inducing a depressive episode for the love of the game

“If ICE come in here we’re gonna jump they a**es.” — Cardi B during her first night of her ‘Little Miss Drama’ tour.

Tell me I'm not crazy

Who fucking closed last night?

Bro there was a crumb stuck to the underside of my dark souls disc and it somehow caused the Xbox to read it as a movie and crash

Little harnessed up circuit party faggot couldn’t handle her fierce