As more me and my house, we will hate the dentist

Ok but wouldn’t using Uber ears to buy groceries be both hard and expensive

It’s furiosa, not furiosa

I’m not really worried about marrying into a 5K on holidays family, but I AM worried about marrying into a “oh you should save that rotten banana to make banana bread” family

why is it pirates of the carribean but in every other context it's carribean

JD Vance, Vance Refrigeration

Anthony Juliana on Comedy Church - Boys Go to Jupiter #standup #comedy #funny #joke #standupcomedy #comedychurch #boys wiffleball tony

Anthony Juliana on Comedy Church - Bridle Your Passions #standup #comedy #funny #joke #standupcomedy #comedychurch wiffleball tony

Anthony Juliana on Comedy Church - Deals with the Devil #standup #comedy #funny #joke #standupcomedy #comedychurch #devil wiffleball tony

He really watched George Floyd happen and decided he wanted to be a part of it

Anthony Juliana on Comedy Church - Keeping the Worst Parts #standup #comedy #funny #joke #standupcomedy #comedychurch #exmormon wiffleball tony

Anthony Juliana on Comedy Church - The Problem in the United States #standup #comedy #funny #joke #standupcomedy #comedychurch wiffleball tony

I miss when this website was good and my homies used it

Starting to worry Joe Biden might not win the election :/

turns out sabrina carpenter has nothing to do with the carpenters, as i've been assuming

This is my Roman Empire

since we last convened to vote for president, trump has been impeached, jan 6 happened, been found guilty of a felony with more charges coming, is running against a better candidate, is slowing mentally, and is still polling BETTER than he did 4 years ago truly remarkable stuff

my neighbor's dog is obsessed with barking omg

no easy way to say this. i thought until just now that ariana grande was WICKED not the other girl (didn't know what she looked like)